This is something I heard from a third party observer, as I had my headphones on today while trying to accomplish actual work.
I share this only because I think we had a huge scientific breakthrough today. Here is the transcript as it was emailed to me:
"Breakthrough Discovery: A Chipotle burrito with all the fixings, chips, vanilla wafers, and Dr. Pepper help you lose baby weight too. esp. if consumed in one sitting. Now, I love good food, but you should have seen what she ate during
pregnancy. And then the high blood pressure came as a shock. I calcuated she ate 4,000 cal at lunch one day."
I'm heading out to Chipotle as we speak to shed the pounds.
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